bisexualmccall:

three elena caps per episode: 

↳ 1x20: blood brothers

we are the alphas now

“His name is Eric,” says Four. “He’s a Dauntless leader.”

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

scotsmcall:

i am so ready for the maze runner 

seeing dylan sweating for like 2 hours is gonna be an amazing experience


"Fact 1.) At 3:15 pm today Dylan Sprayberry realized he was out of toilet paper while on the toilet ." - Dylan Sprayberry

"Fact 1.) At 3:15 pm today Dylan Sprayberry realized he was out of toilet paper while on the toilet ." - Dylan Sprayberry

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

Helping people like this. It’s the best thing that could have happened to me. It gives me something, you know? A legacy. When I die I won’t just be Bruce Hendrie’s dead rich-kid son. I’ll be Leo Hendrie, the guy that got to make people happy before their time ran out. 

I don’t care. No one else dies. I’m gonna save every one.